What I ended up with?
Overall Comments: Now, like usual, I didn't follow the recipe to the letter. Why? Because I used what I had in the house vs going to the store in the rain. So instead of 2%, I used vit D. I added a smidgen of water to thin it out, but I think it could have been over anyways, had I not switched it. It is very creamy. VERY creamy. To the point of being pasty. Paste-like. Wallpaper paste like? We added some butter and some milk trying to make it palatable, but it was very meh.
Cost (approximately): $1 for the pasta, $1.50 worth of milk?
Would I make it again? Probably not.
What does the Mr think? "Um...nice try honey."